I coulda swore her hair was made of rayon   She wore a Milton Bradley Crayon   But she was something I could lay on   Can't remember what became of me . . .   Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy      She put a Doobie Brothers tape on   I had a Roger Daitrey cape on   There was a bed I dumped her shape on   Can't remember what became of me . . .   Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy      Somewhat later on   I woke up and she was gone   There was dew out on the lawn   In the sunrise   Later she came back   With a rumpled paper sack   Which she told me would contain   A surprise      She stuck her hand right in it to the bottom   Said she knew I'd be surprised she got'em   Take a Charleston pimp to spot 'em   Then she gave a pair of shoes to me ...   Plastic leather, 14 Triple D      I said: I wonder what's the shoes for   She told me: Don't you worry no more   And got right down there on the tile floor:   Now Darling STOMP ALL OVER ME! ...   Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy      Is this something new   Having people stomp on you?   Is it what I need to do   For your pleasure?   What is this, a quiz?   Don't you worry what it is   It is merely just a moment   I can treasure      By ten o'clock her arms and legs were rendered   She couldn't talk 'cause her mouth had been extendered   Looked to me as though she had been blendered   But was this abject misery?   No! No!   Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy!      It might seem strange to Herb and Dee -   Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy!