How glad a million laddies   From millionaires to caddies   Would be to capture me !   But you had such persitence,   You wore down my resistance :   I fell, and it was swell      You're my big and brave and handsome Romeo   How I won you, I shall never, never know   It's not that you're attractive   but, oh, my heart grew active   When you came into view.      I've got a crush on you, Sweetie pie.   All the day and night-time, hear me sigh   I never had the least notion   That I could fall with so much emotion      Could you coo?   Could you care   For a cunning cottage we could share?   The world will pardon my mush   'Cause I've got a crush, my baby, on you      Could you coo?   Could you care   For a cunning cottage we could share?   Your mush I never shall shush,   'Cause I've got a crush, my baby, on you