Stomach is rumbling, it’s hard   To keep from mumbling aloud.   Can’t shake the feeling that you’ll   Be coming home in a shroud.   It’s just a dumb vacation, but you   Can’t give it up, you’re too proud.   Think you’ll have a drink so that you   Can face this feeling of doubt.      Then, the plane takes off:      And everything is A-ok!   Sun is shining, hey!   Something buckles in the wing!   People start to pray and sing.   That’s when you begin to think   That you were right about them bad vibes.      People are screaming, it’s hard   To hear the stewardesses lie.   Stomach stops rumbling, mouth   Becomes incredibly dry.   It takes a while to fall, so you might   Have time to learn how to fly.   Fly!      Things are getting dark, so you’re staring   Into gravity’s maw.   Trying to think of ways to transcend   Thermodynamic law.   Plane is moving crazy, it’s being   Tossed around by a paw.   It’s hard to do much breathing, your throat   Is getting tighter and raw.      Then, the plane takes off:      And everything is A-ok!   Sun is shining, hey!   Something buckles in the wing!   People start to pray and sing.   That’s when you begin to think   That you were right about them bad vibes.