Debbie   Get the fuck out of my house   Debbie      I have to whisper it because you're asleep in the next room   Yeah sleep tight fat bitch      If I had the balls I'd say this to you face:   Debbie   Get the fuck out of my house      For all of you who don't know what I'm talking about   Debbie's a recovering alcoholic friend of mine who stayed here for over 6 months   She kicked me out of my bed   And now I have to sleep on the floor with the rats      If I had the balls I'd say this to you face:   Debbie   Get the fuck out of my house      You fat welfare bitch   Take your food stamps and shove them up your ass   I just saw you eat like 20 times today      Debbie   Get the fuck out of my house   And take your fucking cat      Yeah I just found out you have Hepatitis C   You better not give me Hepatitis C      Shut your fucking mouth   Get the fuck out of my house      Debbie   Debbie's trying to break into real estate   No one's ever going to buy a house from you   Because you're a fucking white trash psycho      Yeah, I know it was you who drank all the vodka   She likes getting buzzed while watching Unsolved Mysteries on the Lifetime Network for Women      Debbie   Debbie      Quit hogging the bath robe   Don't talk to me while I'm using the bathroom   I hate you   I hate you      Go back to Canada   To your loser husband   You guys can get drunk and argue   Like the good old days      And give me back my bed