(It's time to)   Start the weekend right and so let's party   Doug's passed out and pissing on the laundry   And I'm outside singing "Cumbersome"   (And where is ??)   He's upstairs fucking all my best friends   Four, five, six, yeah it looks like a win again   It's safe to say we're having a damn good time      As everyone sings (sha na na na na)   And we're drinking (na na na na na)   And laughing (ha ha ha ha ha)      (It's time to)   Turn the hot tub up until 100   (Look out below)   "My name's Rich and I'm wasted!"   Don't stop drinking till the quarter drops   And you won't regret these nights never being sober   The story's worth the hangover   Don't you wish your friends were as cool as mine      As everyone sings (sha na na na na)   And we're drinking (na na na na na)   And laughing (ha ha ha ha ha)      (It's time to)