They met at a party held by her friend Barney, next to the buffet spread   Discussed T-Rex the band, not the dinosaur   And tried the dip with some garlic bread   They went for some air, she told him she didn't care much for parties where everyone smoked   And with her nervous cold hands she lit a cigarette and laughed when he didn't get the joke   As they kissed in the garden, he got a hard on he tried to suppress without joy   And when she smiled he relaxed, so he lay on his back   And she did what girls do to boys   They felt so complete as they lay in the heat   Of the late summer firelight glow   A girl that likes me, sex and smoking and T-Rex is someone that I could get to know.   But you won't fool, you can't fool the children at the rec in Luton   The children at the rec in Luton      The night grew darker, she pulled on her parka   Cause she had to say her goodbyes   She started weeping, although he was sleeping   And didn't see the tears in her eyes   And as she brushed off the grass leaves from off her arse cheeks   And fumbled for her chewing gum   She looked up at Orion and knew she was flying off as soon as the morning begun   Oh but you won't fool, you can't fool those children at the rec in Luton   The children at the rec in Luton      He had no warning when he woke up next morning   And his heart cracked inside when he knew   That she was now his ex, the one that liked T-Rex   And above his head an airplane flew   Yeah he had no warning when he woke up next morning   And his heart cracked inside when he saw   That she was now his ex, the one that liked T-Rex   The band not the dinosaur   And you won't fool, you can't fool those children at the rec in Luton   The children at the rec in Luton