Look at all the people looking at she   She's floating around the room like she's living on the tv   We all end up watching her and then she thinks we're fans   But she isn't even famous, she just acts like we should kiss her ass      She's so full of herself   I'd like to thank her for the show   And she'll thank the Academy   For recognizing what she already knows   Who can satisfy   It's so hard to be society's cream   You might hate the type   But she amuses me      Tell her you can help her and she might owe you a kiss   She's another case of leading ladyitis   Really talking to her is like talking to a wall   Because she has so many paint jobs that there's nothing really there at all       She's so full of herself   I'd like to thank her for the show   And she'll thank the Academy   For recognizing what she already knows   Who can satisfy   It's so hard to be society's cream   You might hate the type   But she amuses me      Standing (standing)   Waiting (waiting)   Laughing (laughing)   Fading (fading)   Lady (lady)      She waited too long   But I had to run home   And hang up the phone   Because time is too expensive, dear      She's so full of herself   I'd like to thank her for the show   And she'll thank the Academy   For recognizing what she already knows   Who can satisfy   It's so hard to be society's cream   You might hate the type   But she amuses me