I drank 30 beers for breakfast,   And I took the dirt bike to glamis,   I didnt jump one fucking jump,   I just talked about the river.      I like fake tits and short skirts,   And Crustys Demons of Dirt,   Cause Im a Bro Bro Bro      I got posters of Vin Deisel,   And I punch my friends in the arm,   I lifted my truck up to the sky,   I fuck other girls then I beat my wife      I give millions to the industry   Unbeknownst it goes to the Japanese      Flamed tattoos, and rev-ing my dirt bike   Slapping my bitch, when shes out of line,   I talk shirt all the time,   If your truck is smaller than mine      Ive got black socks and sideburns   I bleached my hair and I spiked it   I street race my grandmas Buick   You know SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!   That guys a Bro, Bro, Bro