Cruisin' down the street, just kickin' and whistlin'   See a cute puppy, pick him up and drop kick 'em   'Cause I'm bad ass, heeeey   'Cause I'm bad ass, heeeey      Eatin' some Doritos with some bean dip   Stick it in my mouth and double dip the chip   'Cause I'm bad ass, heeeey   'Cause I'm bad all, heeeey      Why can't we just get along?   Woah, all I wanna do is just wear a thong to work   And make everybody uncomfortable   As I realize my shoe is untied    Is that so wrong?   No, no      I'll slip some Viagra in your cup   Come back an hour later, ask you "what's up?"   'Cause I'm bad ass, heeeey   'Cause I'm bad ass, heeeey      Gain a bunch of weight, become immobile    Loose it all eating Subway, get richer 'n Jared Fogel    'Cause I'm Bad ass, heeeey   'Cause I'm bad ass, heeeey      Why can't we just get along?   Woah, all I wanna do is it...with your mom   All I wanna do is beat up an eight year old   And blame it on that guy   Is that so wrong?   No, no      Oh, hello there my dear Vanessa   I think you should know that I'm just trying to impress ya   With all the bad ass things I do    Are just to show that I'm in love with you   And maybe if I kick a puppy or two   You might feel the same   As I escort you to our date at Chuck 'E Cheese      'Cause I'm bad ass, heeeey   'Cause I'm bad ass, heeeey   'Cause I'm bad ass, heeeey   'Cause I'm bad ass, heeeey