Bless these Children   Blessed he who BBQ's    Blessed he who giveth to thee   Alright folks, I want you to take a step back   I want you to dig deep in those pockets   I want you to give!      I am your father   I am your priest   Your only Messiah   To say the least   So donate and give, give generously   Give all you got, give it to me!      I run this place, the House of God   With your new God “grill”, your dreams fulfilled   If these walls could talk, the stories they’d tell   And if they did, I’d be in a whole lotta hell!      So I’m close to the pope, ya know what that means   I can grab and grope and do as I please   Gone into confession, my gamblin's in session   Now tell me your sins, three cherries I win!      I cheat on the church and embezzle with Greed   I cheat on the church and I take what I need   I cheat on the church and I do as I please   I cheat on the church, boy get down on your knees!