On a warm and sunny Sunday afternoon   They got up to eat some cereal with a spoon   Two empty bowls   And an empty bag   And on TV they saw their dogs in drag      Twas a dark and snowy day at school   They got there thinking they would be so cool   No homework done   Some tests to take   Who knew what trouble they would make      Jimmy and the green stuff   Johnny and his tights   Jimmy's killing Johnny   Johnny will be quite alright      Jimmy has a laser   Johnny has a knife   Jimmy's stabbing Johnny   Johnny will be up all night