Hello, good morning sir.   The results are back.   Now it's time to pack   Your things and go.      Seems you came up rather short   Of the average sort.   Now I must inform,   You've no reason left to remain here.      Now surely you understand.   Only gifted hands   Will receive the chance   To touch down on fortune.      Now we'll gather up your things.   Lead you to the gate   And you will go away   And never attempt to return here.