A-One, two, three   Another pop explosion    A-one, two, three    Another hit recording    A-four, five six,    Seven eight, nine ten    Four, five six,    Seven eight, nine ten          A horse was maimed    Running Wild on freeway    A man was killed standing still in his doorway    That song was playing    We all said 'no way!'    That song was playing    We all said 'no way!'          A-one, two, three    Another pop explosion    A-one, two, three    Another hit recording    A-four, five six,    Seven eight, nine ten    Four, five six,    Seven eight, nine ten          A horse was maimed    Running Wild on freeway    A man was killed standing still in his doorway    That song was playing    We all said 'no way!'    That song was playing    We all said 'no way!'          Oh we can't stand    All of your modern music.   Oh we feel afflicted.