I know I've done it again   left myself an impossible situation   so drop the bomb and we'll drink to whose left standing   raise your glass    join the toast    pass the parcel til the bubble bursts   set the fuse place the charge   try your best to dodge the blast   five died one embarassed survivor    tried to raise a smile but failed   shell shocked grimace glued to his face    and trailed off to the bar   start again raise your glass   pass the parcel til' the bubble bursts   then pull it up rip it up tear it to shreds   hurry on with the next    fun to guess   If a little complicated    the winning hand    won't always take it your way   place your bets    swill it down   start again knowing full well   you've left yourself an impossible situation   so drop the bomb and drink to whose left standing   BOLLOCKS!   Tough shit    that's all you get   do ya want to remember or try and forget   whatever's left just a passing memory    might as well just raise your glass!