Grand Unified Theory   Rational Response Squad's Newest Member   My name is....Greydon Square   And I'm a always give it to you straight   Check it. Yo Yo.      (Verse 1)   I'm like the Atheist spokesman   That why I come under fire and pressure attacks like Rex Grossman   Yea this game is intense   I been sayin it since agnostics people been playin the fence   They keep sayin its the same in a sense   That evolution requires faith, that universe just came to exist   First of all, microevolution been proven   In the same way that sound waves let you listen to music   And macroevolution is the system of change   At or above the level of the species inflicted with change   That's microevolution on a grand scale we can't even word   because our life span's too short to observe   "But carbon dating is flawed"   "Its half life is 5730 years, and that supports our cause"   Now that'd be great if we used it to date   But since we don't then I'm a question that argument's weight   We use potassium argon to date to date the globe   Not carbon 12 or carbon 14 not none of those   So before you attack Grey go get ya facts straight   Because in the facts race, your God comes into last place      (Chorus)   Belief in Gods, we can fix that   Irrational thoughts we get dispatched   It may be hard be we'll get back   In the position to just to end that       (Verse 2)   To battle me you need to reason clearly   Now I'm not sayin fear me   But at least be versed in punctuated equilibrium theory   Grand unified fields, quantum mechanics and dark planets   With logic that's sharper than a blade of d'Artagnan's   To destroy arguments of creationists who cant stand it   Then they try and hit me with the wager   Who? Pascal's wager. Who? Pascal's wager.   Now that's a fool's bet   And against the intelligent it's used less   Really? You bet   This aint nothing new, they use it on kids   But for those who don't know it goes a little like this   Wouldn't you rather believe in God and be wrong   Then to not believe in God and be wrong   If you believe in God and your wrong you've lost nothing   But if you don't believe and you're wrong its all suffering   The problem is you can try it on anything   Switch the Gods around and apply it to anything   The Flyin Spaghetti Monster, Zeus, Amin, Ra   Krishna, Odin, Baal and then Allah   Which one of em's our God?   None of em all false   And blame it on the Atheists its always our fault   Except it never is   So don't get mad at us we just showin ya'll the evidence      (Chorus)   Belief in Gods, we can fix that   Irrational thoughts we get dispatched   It may be hard be we'll get back   In the position to just to end that      Grand Unified Theory   Rational Response Squad   I'm a make the fundies hate me   They gon' need a new reason to shut down rap   But they wont shut down rap that degrades women though huh.   They wont shut down rap that talks about sellin crack though huh   Hypocrites   Its all good...