hey you, this means war   we're gonna show you our festering sores   down with the rats under the floor   you feeling sick yet? wait, there's more   we got a 13 leaf clover   a conservative belief blower   we're dropping books on the flyover   (don't ever say) don't ever say we never did nothing for you      open wide for patricide, now serving number 665   it's always 2 for 1 and the kids eat free      WE ARE THE UGLY, WE ARE THE BROKE   SAY WHAT, SAY WHAT   WE'RE THE GAY BLACK WELFARE MOTHERS ON DOPE   SAY WHAT, SAY WHAT   AND WE ARE YOUR LAST FUCKING HOPE      cold-blue rednecks & dead meter-maids   all sacrilegious holidays   equal rights for dykes & fags   ...these are a few of my favorite things      rudy g. out the door and karl rove is buried under the floor   we are the homeland insecurity      WE ARE THE UGLY, WE ARE THE BROKE   SAY WHAT, SAY WHAT   WE'RE THE GAY BLACK WELFARE MOTHERS ON DOPE   SAY WHAT, SAY WHAT   AND WE ARE YOUR LAST FUCKING HOPE      fuck you & your moral values   hypocrite bullshit, dry-drunk illiterate half-wit   murdering liar, thieving denier   even jesus hates you & he's sick of you dropping his name      WE ARE THE UGLY, WE ARE THE BROKE   SAY WHAT, SAY WHAT   WE'RE THE GAY BLACK WELFARE MOTHERS ON DOPE   SAY WHAT, SAY WHAT   AND WE ARE YOUR LAST FUCKING HOPE