Five o'clock shadow seven days a week   I wear my hat to breakfast, and breakdance in my sleep   Grab my keys, spin that wheel      People everywhere going crazy,   I'll have to stand in line   Money burning holes in my shrink-fit 501 Levi's   Let the big wheel roll Let the damn big wheel roll      The Maidenform Woman cooks my dinner right   Spill wine cooler on the bar, Rosie got uptight   Set me free, spin that wheel      People everywhere getting lucky   Making with that Big League Chew   Guess I'll just trade for what's behind door number two   Let the big wheel roll Let the damn big wheel roll      Turn the jam up for me...      I drive a jacked up four wheel drive,   Feel big like Mr T.   The babe that's riding shotgun   she's a teenage sex machine      People everywhere getting happy   No need to break in line   Just jump in on the chorus   and don't get out of time   And let the big wheel roll...