Come along mate,   You've gotta cheer up,   I know you're down on your luck but   Don't be down in the dumps   Yeah, don't be down in the dumps   I know you're down on your luck but   You've got to listen up      Cos real lads,   They don't sink,   They brush it off,   They hold on,   They take it on the chin,   And nice girls,   Won't leave you out of pocket,   Won't make you buy her mates their drinks then leave you there to suck(?) it      And ohhhhhhh-oh   She's only gone and done it, she's dumped him again!   Ohhhhhhh-oh   He's only gone and done it again!      So tell it to me straight, now, are you one of those guys   Who always needs the hassle and the stress in their lives?   *I don't know this bit =S Bit number 1*   Miss Fortune always turning your world      Mister Misfortune,   We need to sort you,   Check!      And all his friends all agree,   That since the age of fourteen,   *I don't know this bit either Bit number 2*   Cos now it's gone too far,   You need a swift reminder   So lick your straightener scars   And dry your eyeliner      And ohhhhhhh-oh   She's only gone and done it, she's dumped him again!   Ohhhhhhh-oh   He's only gone and done it again!      So tell it to me straight, now, are you one of those guys   Who always needs the hassle and the stress in their lives?   *I don't know this bit =S Bit number 1*   Miss Fortune always turning your world      Mister Misfortune,   Mister Misfortune,   We need to sort you,   Mister Misfortune      Don't be down in the dumps,   Don't be down in the dumps,   I know you're down on your luck but...   Don't be down in the dumps,   Don't be down in the dumps,   I know you're down on your luck but,   You've got to listen up      You've got to listen up      He's only gone and done it again!    So tell it to me straight, now, are you one of those guys   Who always needs the hassle and the stress in their lives?   *I don't know this bit =S Bit number 1*   Miss Fortune always turning your world      So tell it to me straight, now, are you one of those guys   Who always needs the hassle and the stress in their lives?   *I don't know this bit =S Bit number 1*   Miss Fortune always turning your world      Ohhhhhhh-oh   Ohhhhhhh-oh   You've got to listen up