I’m gettin’ kinda tired of this   Pre-publication media blitz   You’ve got all of Muggle-kind under your spell      Don’t they know the whole world’s already gone   And reserved a copy at Amazon   How many more books could you sell?   Now give me my book or go to Hell!      ‘Cause I need… Harry Potter   Like a Grindylow needs water   As Saturday approaches my need grows      Oh… Accio, Deathly Hallows   Incendio, book sales embargoes   It’ll feel like phoenix tears on a broken nose   Yeah… Accio, Deathly Hallows   Accio, Deathly Hallows      I’m getting kinda petrified   What would Ron do if Hermione died   Or if Voldemort killed Hedwig just for yucks      I have no confidence   in theories about the Half Blood Prince   And what if Harry’s brain is a Horcrux   Oh, holy crap, that would frickin’ suck.      ‘Cause I need… Harry Potter   Like a Grindylow needs water   As Saturday approaches my need grows      Accio, Deathly Hallows   Incendio, book sales embargoes   It’ll feel like phoenix tears on a broken nose   Woah… Accio, Deathly Hallows      Whatever’s up the sleeve of J.K. Rowling   I bet it has to do with Snape unbreakably vowing   To protect that Pureblood pus face Malfoy      But in the end I don’t think it’s gonna matter   If Snape’s good, or if he’s bad   Because the weight of the world rests on our boy   Yeah, the weight of the world rests on our boy…      ‘Cause we need… Harry Potter   Like a Grindylow needs water   As that day approaches our need grows      Oh, Accio, Deathly Hallows   Incendio, book sales embargoes   It’ll feel like Phoenix tears on a broken nose   Yeah… Accio, Deathly Hallows   Oh… Accio, Deathly Hallows      But mostly I’m just feelin’ sad   I know this could end real bad but   I wish it didn’t have to end at all…   Yeah, I wish it didn’t have to end at all!      ‘Cause I couldn’t care more about Harry Potter   If Hogwarts was my Alma Mater…      And as Saturday approaches my need grows      Yeah, Accio, Deathly Hallows   Incendio, book sales embargoes   It’ll feel like phoenix tears on a broken nose   Yeah… Accio, Deathly Hallows   Oh… Accio, Deathly Hallows   Accio, Deathly Hallows   Accio, Deathly Hallows   Oh… Accio, Deathly Hallows