[Chris Elliot - "Get a Life"]   "Look at this face, what do you see?   Look at it Dad, what do you see?   What do you see? Say it, say it!"   "Uh, it's a face!"   "Yeah but what kind of face?   "Uhh, pale.. pasty.. psychotic,"   "No Dad! It's a neatly chiseled, well-groomed   Drop dead handsome face!"      Sparkles!   Professional male model   Sparkles!   Professional male model      You must be another Handsome Boy graduate   Oh my God they're gorgeous!   You must be another Handsome Boy graduate   Oh my God they're gorgeous!      You must be another Handsome Boy graduate   You must   You must   You must be another Handsome Boy graduate   You you   You must   You must be another Handsome Boy graduate   You must   You must   You must be another Handsome Boy graduate      [Chris Elliot:]   "I'm gonna become, a male model   I'm like a rough diamond   That just needs a little polishing, that's all   And that's exactly what Handsome Boy Modeling School's   Gonna do for me,"      Oh my God they're gorgeous!   You must be another Handsome Boy graduate   You must be another Handsome Boy graduate      "Handsome Boy Modeling School   Wants handsome fellas   To train to become successful male models   Bring your beautiful face, and a check for $60,"      Oh my God they're gorgeous!   You must be another Handsome Boy graduate   Oh my God they're gorgeous!   You must be another Handsome Boy graduate   Oh my God they're gorgeous!