I fell in love with the girl downstairs when I was seven years old   she wasn't much to look at but she smelled like cinnamon rolls      but she declined the offer to be my Billie Jean   it took a while to get over and soon I was seventeen      CHORUS   now baby I don't know what to do   I'll never get anything done if I fall for you   now baby I'm a sucker it's true   I'll never get anything done if I fall for you      seventeen began pretty lonely - I made a lot of model planes   but then I found me a one and only: a girl who loved candy canes      but when the holidays were over she called me to have a word   my heart was stopped in that parking lot and ten years later I'm cured      CHORUS      twenty-seven, thirty-seven, those casualties of youth   forty, fifty, sixty-seven, all leading up to…      so what's it like?   if you do just what I did   and your heart doesn't mind it   it's like a kite to a blind kid:   you gotta feel it, feel it, feel it, feel it…      seventy-seven and my doors are open again   I got a date, it's looking great, she's a friend of a friend of a friend   we'll grab a meal and seal the deal and share a bingo card   love is pretty easy - it's the in-between that's hard      CHORUS