Not too long ago somebody came up to me   And said, "Postman, if you're going to go to the trouble of opening up your mouth to sing you might as well have something to sing about."    I said, "PUT ON SOME PANTS!!"      There's a valley   Where the rabbits live   It's called rabbit valley   But you can't go there   Unless you're a rabbit   Then you can go there   But you're not a rabbit   So you can't go there      aeiou   Those are the vowels   Let's just say that sometimes you have to break the rules      So I went there   Even though I'm not a rabbit   I wore a rabbit suit to rabbit valley   But they knew I wasn't a rabbit   So they beat me up      aeiou   and sometimes y!      I'm going back to rabbit valley and I ain't wearin' no stupid rabbit suit either   I'm going back as a human being   I'm going back as a human being with dignity and pride   I'm going back as a man   I'm going back as a postman   I'm going back as a postman who just so happens to be a man   I'm going back as a postman who just so happens to be a human being who just so happens to be carrying a big gun in his hand!      aeiou      my rabbit has a human foot on his keychain,    and that's not the scary part   I wanna know what those keys are for      It's awfully quiet here in rabbit valley...   (BANG!)