Went to Vancouver   drove in the car   two hour trip   not really that far   sure was a nice drive   I was kinda sunny   isn't that funny      got to the hotel   valet parking man   asked if he could park the car   I said 'sure you can'   he took the keys   started to drive away   he'll be back some day      earlier that day    i stopped at dairy queen   it was great   had a chille dog   im such a hog   it was so tasty   my skin is kinda pastey      i sure like that meal   thats the way i feel   i actually had some fries   then i wore a disguise   i wore a mask   and put some liqueur in my flask   in a sun i hold out (?)      the valet man   found a can   in the back of the truck   what the ....   he asked if he wanted   for him to dispose of the bag   i said sure   throw it away man   what was both funny   about this perculer little funny   was the way he said it   he said    'allow me, may i dispose of your dairy queen bag'