I knew a girl named Nicky    I guess you could say    She was a sex fiend   I met her in a hotel loby   Masterbatin' with a magazine   She said,   'How'd you like to waste some time?'   And I could not resist    When I saw little Nicky grind      She took me to her castle   And I just couldn't believe my eyes   She had so many devices   Everything that money could buy   She said,   'Sign ur name on the dotted line.'   The lights went out   And Nicky started to grind      (Wooah Nicky!!!)      The castle started spinning    Or maybe it was my brain   I can't tell you what she did to me   But me body will never be the same   Her lovin' will kick your behind   She'll show you no mercy   But she'll show nuff -    Show nuff, show ya how to grind      Woke up the next mornin'   Nicky wasn't there   I looked all over and all I found   Was a phone number on the stairs   It said,   'Thank you for a funky time.   Call me up whenever you wanna grind'      (Wooah Nicky!!!)    (Come back Nicky, Come back!!!)