Nice girls, not one with a defect   Cellophane shrink-wrapped, so correct   Red dogs under illegal legs   She looks so good that he gets down and begs      *Chorus*   She is watching the detectives   "Ooh, he's so cute"   She is watching the detectives   When they shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot   They beat him up until the teardrops start   But he can't be wounded 'cause he's got no heart      Long shot at that jumping sign   Invisible shivers running down my spine   Cut to baby taking off her clothes   Close-up of the sign that says "We never close"   He snatches at you and you match his cigarette   She pulls the eyes out with a face like a magnet   I don't know how much more of this I can take   She's filing her nails while they're dragging the lake      *chorus*      You think you're alone until you realize you're in it   Now fear is here to stay, love is here for a visit   They call it instant justice when it's past the legal limit   Someone's scratching at the window, I wonder who is it?   The detectives come to check if you belong to the parents   Who are ready to hear the worst about their daughter's disappearance   Though it nearly took a miracle to get you to stay   It only took my little fingers to blow you away      Just like watching the detectives   Don't get cute   It's just like watching the detectives   I get so angry when the teardrops start   But he can't be wounded 'cause he's got no heart      Watching the detectives   It's just like watching the detectives   Watching the detectives   Watching the detectives      *repeat and fade*