Hello, operator... give me NO-MAN'S LAND   Collect call to no one at all   Been yelling into an empty closet to the point of no return (and no deposit)   Fiddlin and watchin while ROME BOINS   A roll of the dice: the WOIM TOINS      Hello, central... give me NO-MAN'S LAND   From a walking waste disposal unit   A transfusion from me'd kill the faint of heart      Alas POOR YORICK... I knew me well but I bin killin ma brain CELL BY CELL   It only takes a bullet to make the WOIM TOIN--an this one's for you...      The toll is belling... the signs is telling   Nose is running... feet are smellin (Foetus Melon)   Currently less than a human wreck   Gimme a BREAK... start at the NECK      I rule my body from the throne of agony   My conscience and constitution's naggin me   Clock up another TRACHEOTOMY   STAB another dagger inna back o' me   The dark gods boint ma evil SOUL   Ma brittle spirit's toint to COAL   I rule my body from the throne of agony   THE THRONE OF AGONY   AGONY      Chalk up another frozen pizza... choke up another thousand marlboros   Anything goes for them ordinary joes   They'll cut off your face to spite your nose   I don't need to touch their toes to know I've already reached my ALL TIME LOW   Pacin' ruts inna carpet   Eatin' up the wallpaper, crawlin' the walls, sick on the ceiling   DEAD IN THE HEAD   Shut the shutters... I shoulda stayed in bed      Complainin bout ma campaign against personal decency   I got no excuses   Just rules wrapped in barbed wire, laced with busted glass   (Yeah, I'm the one who gave the sandwich to Mama Cass)      Stoke up and poke up my funeral pyre   And watch my life flicker before your very eyes   With no commercial breaks... NO BRAKES   NO BRAKES... (kill me baby)      Pour another glass of liquid clear   KING ALCOHOL   Drinkin hard to not remember what I'd just as soon forget   String around the finger... ROPE around the NECK   You always HATE the one you LOVE   Time dies when you're having fun   I'm gonna change ma name... I'm changin' trains... (kill me baby)