The SNOT-GREEN sea--the SCROTUM-TIGHTENING sea   Cast thine bread upon the water--the SALTY water of the BRINY DEEP      Eternal backstroke in the vasty deep of the ocean of fire and brimstone   Looking ata haunted void--I'm all at sea, flat on thine back   As buoyant as the Titanic fifty years on so COME ON, Neptune, DRAG ME DOWN   Tadpole in the dead dead sea--FIREWATER! FIREWATER!      That drip drip drip is making me sick/That drip drip drip is making me sink      I could walk on water 'til I landed in strife now I'm treading water   NOW I SWIM FOR MY LIFE   My wetsuit's got a hole in it's pocket   Stuck my wet toe in a live hot socket   STUCK MY WET TOE IN A LIVE HOT SOCKET, WET TOE IN A LIVE HOT SOCKET   Water everywhere can't see the horizon...can't even be WASHED UP or BEACHED   Not even a TERN to keep my eyes on...I shouldn't have practised what   BEELZEBUB preached...      I'm condemned to eternal WATER TORTURE   This time the decider has shown no quarter   I just had a backyard coathanger job from the SINNER SORTER, SOUL ABORTER   FIRE AND WATER FIREWATER WATER TORTURE WATER TORTURE!!!      Must've bought my life from a used car salesman...only one previous owner   I must've bought my life from a used car salesman...one previous owner...   A little old lady...wish she'd driven it to church on Sunday   Four flat tyres--break an axle one day      That drip drip drip is making me sick/That drip drip drip is making me sink   That drip drip drip is making me drink/That sip sip sip is making me sick