ooo, ooo, ooo   ooo, ooo, ooo      i built a city out of buildings   a huge highway from lots of cars   and just as i was getting started   i built a wal-mart on your yards   i made a word right out of letters   and the alphabet from a to z   so when the letters were completed   i'd get some mail from you to me      and it said:   a store's not a store   unless its customers are loyal   a store's not a store   unless it tears up topsoil      ooo, ooo, ooo   ooo, ooo, ooo      i made an army out of people   and senate chambers from 50 seats   but before the crusades had even started   we had an enemy to defeat   so i grabbed a pen and a piece of paper   (envelopes and stamps well they are implied)   and i fired off my kind of letter   so you wouldn't think that i'd ever lied      and i said:   a war's not a war   unless it causes turmoil   a war's not a war   unless it's fought on foreign soil      oh soil, we're going to burn it down   and soil, we're going to build them brand new towns   and soil, we're going to buy them brand new shit   and soil, we're just going to turn them capitalist      and if you can't see it   it's already happening today   in every city   yeah all the soil is just the same      so that's how it came to be   that's how i set all those countries free   and paved the way for global democracy   yes, i stopped all that terror most definitely