Coaxke:   Checkin' for emails from big titty females   Show me the puss so I know they ain't shemales   Get you on the cam, have you whip your shit out   Come to your house and rain away your dick drought   Bitch, I understand if today's a heavy flow day   Allergic to your mung so I came with some Flonase   Maybe if you're lucky, I'll take you to a con   Cosplay hoes, they wanna get it on      Subrandom:   Nerd MCs with the illest style   Martian dick, bitches call green mile   Roll up in a Pacer, ridin' on spinners   Pull out my dick you eat it for dinner   Sittin' on a couch with a goth and furry,   Fuck 'em in the ass and cum a McFlurry   All day bitches bug me at my house   Bust in your ass then you clean it your mouth      BonzoDog:   Ladies, let's have some fun   We're gonna stick our meat in between your buns (Recycle Bin: dinner franks)   Your pussy is the port and we're plugging it for sport   Bitch, better get down on your knees      PC Speaker:   You don't have to go to the McDonalds drive through   You can have my McDick up inside you   We don't need to leave the crib if you want something to eat   I got a deep dick pizza and a 5-for-5 roast beef   Bitch, I met you on MySpace   You asked if I had a log for your fireplace   Got you on the floor and unbuttoned your blouse   You got mad when I kicked you up outta my house   Don't talk to me bitch, you know my M.O.   Said on my profile, I don't date a ho   I wanna love you in your butt till you pass the fuck out   Then I lean over, take a dump in your mouth   You're gonna have to clean my floor   If you spit that shit out, whore      Recycle Bin:   Like Karl Hungus, I be Logjammin'   Big-assed booties get the straight slammin'   I saw your n00dz on show_your_boobs   Fill you up with exotic lubes   Chill, don't trip, it's just my dick   I know you never seen such a monster stick   Whip off your bra and rub between your tits   Rest my balls on your juicy lips   I'll pull your hair, suck on your feet   And when I bust, it's "Ahhh, skeet skeet,"   When I'm done scratchin' your itch   Get your ass to the kitchen and make me a sandwich