he never knew what to think of you   you never knew what to think of him   he was suspicious when he saw you stand up to pee   when he saw that hair up on your lip   he let it slide   but when he saw the buldge inside your pants   he realized you lied      you never said that you were sorry (sorry)   you crazy bitch, you are a man   but when he was too busy groaping   he felt a huge old hairy hand      he tried to take you to the beach   but you refused   you were too afraid to be seen in a bathing suit   but when you went with him   everybody laughed at you   because when you fell down   everybody saw your balls!      youre the only woman with a beard (that's weird)   everybody thinks your sick   next time a guy wants to go down there (down where?)   he's gonna find a big old (dick) what?      gonna find a big old... dick?   find a dick.