Come listen here, I'll tell you what's going down   Its my favourite day of the year   And all the crazy kids are in town      And it's all, by the way, off the record for today   No consequences   You may indulge every urge   The wrong, the twisted, the absurd   No second chances, final dances      Today   This is the last day      Come listen here, you're taking a liberty   Would you tell me, tell me please - who are we?