jeff jeff jeff    jeff is a boy   jeff jeff jeff   oh joy oh joy   jeff is evil   jeff is mean   but jeff is small   like a string bean      he has a blue sweater jacket   and likes a band named korn   but if you catch him on a bad day    he will be a prickely thorn      jeff jeff jeff    jeff is a boy   jeff jeff jeff   oh joy oh joy   jeff is evil    jeff is mean   but jeff is small    like a string bean      "i like to smoke fat blunts every day"   this is what he says   i wonder if i could try to feed him a pez   he would probably lite it a fire   set it to a blaze   he likes the sound of purple haze      jeff jeff jeff   jeff is a boy   jeff jeff jeff    oh joy oh joy   that is it for my jeffrey song   hes probably out smoking from a bong