Dad's in the garage   In a cardboard box   Some would think it was wrong   But I say it's not   Dad's in the garage   There's a legend and fable   He'll be missed but not lost   Just as long as he's labeled      Gonna raise my kids well   Give em what he gave me   So if then they ask you   Just tell them I'll be   Out in my garage      He left 43 boxes   Of textbooks on Physics   20 odd more Parapsychology   Well there's DTP's papers   There's DTP's projects   Just one lonely box   Simply marked DTP      Gonna raise my kids well   Give em what he gave me   So if then they ask you   Just tell them I'll be   Gonna raise my kids well   Give em what he gave me   So if then they ask you   Just tell them I'll be   Out in the garage