hey miss monkey dont get all upset    shaved off your fur and yer drippin soakin wet    take a thigh bone and crash it on a rock    wiggle your toes inside a toasty winter sock    dry your eyes all over me    cause I'm a skinny winner and I do as I please    I grab a cab and take a cross country trip    so please pass the pain through the cut on your lip and then      throw a bone into the middle of a long long time    I open up my hand and…    smack dab in the middle is a slow slow fly      hey jaspy jasper where the hell are you?    out walking the doggies and pickin up the poo    you got to pick up the poo and put it in a sack    and sling that sack right over your back and then      throw a bone into the middle of a long long time    I open up my hand and…    smack dab in the middle is a slow slow fly