Seguro que han oído que yo soy educado   Soy un caballerito un chico bien portado   Un joven responsible y siempre bien vestido   Yo no se quien ha mentido      I don't drink or smoke ain't into dope   Won't try no coke, ask me how I do it, I cope   My only addiction has to do with the female species   I eat 'em raw like sushi      No me gustan ternos, mi estilo es moderno   Si me enterno, you me enfermo   Mi apariencia es dura, vivo en la locura   No me vengan con ternuras      So please don't judge a book by its cover   There's more to being a latin lover   You got to know how to deal with a woman   That won't let go   The price you pay for being a gigolo      There's not a woman that can handle   A man like me   That's why I juggle two or three   I ain't one to commit, you can omit that bit   You pop the question that's it   Haber uno, dos, tres, cuatro mujeres   Y la situaci?all?no muere   No es un delito calmo mi apetito   Con un llanto o un grito      So again don't let my lyrics mislead you   I don't love you but I need you   Would you rather have me lie   Take a piece of your pie and say bye   Or be honest and rub your thighs      Well, it's ten o'clock and I'm two hours late   I never said I was a prompt date   But you kept persisting that I meet your parents   Huh, they're going to love my appearance      Ding dong el timbre suena   Tu madre abre, que vieja mas buena   Le digo ¡Hola! Pero no para bola   Que se ha creido vieja chola      Go and serve the food mom   Que tengo ambre   If you don't hurry, me va a dar un calambre   Y usted señor? Why's your chin on the floor?   Sierra la boca por favor      What's this amor, these little huevos?   Esto s?que yo no pruebo      I'm used to good ol' fashioned   Homestyle Spanish cooking   If i try that I'll be puking   Well it's been a pleasure but we got to go   Regresaremos temprano   Cinco, seis, o siete de la mañana   Su hija esta en buenas manos