Started out, just drinkin' beer   I didn't know how or why   Or what I was doin' there   Just a couple more   Made me feel a little better   Believe me when I tell you   It was nothin' to do with the letter      I ran right out of beer   I took a look into the larder   No bones, nothin'   I'd better go and get somethin' harder   Back in a flash   I started on a dash of Jamaica rum   Me and Pat Malone   Drinking on our ow-ow-ow-own      Woh-hoh-oh, the nips are gettin' bigger   Woh-yeah, the nips are gettin' bigger   Wo-hoh-oh, the nips are gettin' bigger   Yeah-eah-eah, mmm they're gettin' bigger      Sometimes I wonder   What all these chemicals   Are doin' to my brain   Doesn't worry me enough   To stop me from doin' it agai-ai-ain   Wipin' out brain cells   By the millions but I don't care   It doesn't worry me   Even though   I ain't got a lot to spare-are-are      Woh-hoh-oh, the nips are gettin' bigger   Woh-yeah-eah, the nips are gettin' bigger   Wo-hoh-oh, the nips are gettin' bigger   Yeah-eah-eah, they're gettin' bigger