i called to say i made something for you with my bare hands   i put it into the mail today      give it a week or two   i've heard it takes time to cross the sea   though note, it took me a decade to write      i called to say this is the last time we'll speak   i made a pact, in fact, i'm doing the crosswords tonight   unroll your eyes      i've always felt you cared much more than you should   it's just a soul, the hole is easily covered with dirt   i've stained my shirt