Tommy took a walk one day    Found himself on west third and broadway    Took a cab to midtown, Times Square    Met a girl he knows called Tessa there       Tess, he said, I don't understand    How they grow tomatoes in a can    Tess, he said, now wait a while    My teeth don't glitter when I smile       Well she had problems with his personal hygiene    And the coffee he drinks is full of caffeine    She said tommy take a bath for me    You stink, I'll scrub you till you're squeakly clean       Tess, he said, I don't understand    How they grow tomatoes in a can    Tess, he said, now wait a while    My teeth don't glitter when I smile