Bang! Bang! Said the man   With the body in his hands   He tried to have a date   But he made a big mistake      Jerk! Jerk! Said the girl   Who gave the man a whirl   Now her body's gone and died   And it needs a place to hide   For a while   For a while      He didn't want to hurt her   But she didn't like his car   It was the only way to have her   Why is love so hard?      Stop! Stop! Said the friend   Who was s'posed to lend a hand   But he saw what he had done   And couldn't possibly go on      Please! Please! said the man   Boy you gotta understand   If we put our heads together   We can make this go away   For a while   For a while      He didn't want to help him   But he couldn't leave his friend   So they threw her off a cliff together   Drove away again      Look! Look! said the cop   There's a body on the rocks   She doesn't have a head   And the rest of her is dead      Drive! Drive! said the friend   Who knew how this would end   He knew that it was wrong   But he had to go along   For a while   For a while      They tried to get away   But they knew it was too late   A perfect end to a perfect evening   What an awful date   Freeze! Freeze! said the cop   But the car refused to stop   The brakes had gone and died   Like the girl they tried to hide      No! No! did they wail   As the crashed against the rail   The cops heard their cries   As their bodies vaporized      Tragedy!   Tragedy!