Here it is, didn't feel like coping   Eyes running circles, hydro relief    Sun's gettin scary, quit hidin mary   Tokin it up before a bullshit day    Grab what's left of bone-scraping   remains of the leaf    Gotta find my mind   -tearin out from behind    Sick in the face    -trailing lines of disgrace    And I reached up from the bed   Got something for my head    I want, I need, weed relief    I gotta crack in my pipe,    what's up with that?    Scrapin off the barrel for something I can pack   Makin my way,   trudgin path to the throne   What's the master plan? Fuckin time to get stoned!    Smashed axe, my brains are bent   Only got half a sack to spend    Fire it up yo, breakin loose the valve   Damn…... I need a bong    Somebody show me,    the next smokin invention    of the century    Take me there scooby doooo   MF Winzlow's brand of bongology   Now it's time    for another hit on B. Crime   Strike the flint, reload my hit   Smokin the gig, tastin the Maui    The tokers smoke device of all time is now!    Hydro hemp chamber will blow your mind   Cough and choke as you unwind   Loss of consciousness, loss of time   Brain waves are fried!!    Somebody show me, the next smokin invention of the century       Take me there scooby doooo   MF Winzlow's brand of bongology    I want, I need, Weed relief