ONE DAY I WENT TO 7-11 TO GET SOME CHOCOLATE    BUT I COULDN'T FIND ANY IN THE CANDY SECTION   SO THIS OODER KID CAME INTO THE STORE    IN HIS HAND HE HAD SOME CHOCOLATE WHICH I WAS GLAD FOR      SO I WENT TO THE OODER "WHERE'D YOU GET THE CHOCOLATE?"    SO THIS FAT ASS TURNED AND LOOKED AT ME THEN HE SAID   "I GOT THE CHOCOLATE FROM WILLY WONKA'S FACTORY"    OODER GAVE A PIECE OF HIS HALF EATEN CHOCOLATE      I LIKED IT SO MUCH I HAD TO HAVE FOR MY SELF   SO I TOOK IT AND RAN OUT THE DOOR      HE TRIED TO CHASE ME DOWN THE STREET BUT HE WAS TOO FULL OF CHOCOLATE   HE WAS HUFFIN' AND PUFFIN' COZ HE WAS TOO FULL OF CHOCOLATE   TRIPPED ON HIS LACES AND SKINNED HIS KNEE COZ HE WAS TOO FULL OF CHOCOLATE   HIT BY A CAR THEN EXPOLDED COZ HE WAS TOO FULL OF CHOCOLATE