We´re creepy crawlin´ through the night    We´re lookin´ for some pussy good and tight    Hopefully you will be drunk and asleep    For us to sink our dicks in deep    Little Betty wasn´t too frisky    When she passed out from the whiskey    Then we gave her knock-out pills    To help us get out thrills    Now she´s conked out from whiskey and wine    it´s time for us to form a line    She was passed out and stripped in bed    We knew that she would give us some head    We´re the sleep bandits, can you stand it    We´re the sleep bandits, can you stand it    I´m a sleep bandit, can you stand it    Sleep bandit, can you stand it    First in line came good ol´ El    And I say she´s starting to smell    Next in line with a rubber came sickie    Then Red Dog for a quickie    After that came Don Scary    Who said she was a disgrace    On her head he jacked off,    Right on her face    After that came Danny Grey    It´s been ten years since his last lay    Think of this when you drink up your next brew    Will the next sleepy victim be you?    I´m the sleep bandits, can you stand it    I´m the sleep bandits, can you stand it    Next in Line came our good buddy Mills    He´s the one who brought the knockout pills    After that we charged five bucks    So the whole party could get some fucks    I´m the sleep bandits, can you stand it    I´m the sleep bandits, can you stand it    I´m the sleep bandits, can you stand it    Can you stand it