Theres no such thing as a harmless joke   and no such thing as a gentle toke   theres no such thing as Panama Jack   Whos got the crack?      who's got the crack..   who's got the crack..   who's got the crack      i am a goat   in a moat   with a boat   Who's got the crack?      who's got the crack..   who's got the crack..   who's got the crack      i like it when, my hair is poofy   i like it when, you slip me a roofy   i like it when, you've got the crack   Who's got the crack?      who's got the crack..   who's got the crack..   who's got the crack      i wanna be a hippy, but i forgot how to love   its hard to be a garbage man, when a sailor stole my glove   i wanna be reckless but im feeling so uptight (I'd rather be reckless than rockless)   put your mama...put your mama in a headlock!   whos got the crack?      who's got the crack..   who's got the crack..      who's got the crack..   not you, thank the lord.