Fight, fight, fight, fight!      Why do you have to beat everybody up?   What makes you so darned upset?   Why do you have to be such a big meanie?   Why can’t we all just be friends?      Maybe it’s just how you want it   Woke up on the wrong side of bed   Maybe you should try to understand a little   Then life wouldn’t be such a drag      Why do you have to pound fists in your hands?   Does it make you feel like a man?   'Cause, mister, you ain’t gonna impress any of us   We know you don’t rule all the land      Maybe you just ought to shove it   'Cause we are not yours to command   Maybe you should try to understand a little   Then life wouldn’t be such a drag      Fight, fight, fight, fight!      Why do you have to beat everybody up?   What makes you so upset?   Why do you have to be such a big meanie?   Why can’t we all just be friends?      Maybe you should walk around us   'Cause we ain’t gonna clear you a path   Maybe you should try to understand a little   Then life wouldn’t be such a drag   Don’t be a scab    (I wanna punch this song in the face!)