She's got the number, she'll make you fall   You'll be enticed, whenever she calls   She'll come in satin, she'll come in lace   Give you joy   Take the smile right off your face      'Cause she's a tease, tease, tease   Bring you to your knees   That's the seduction of sweet Louise      She's got the hammer, she's got the nails   She means business, it never fails   She'll take you up   She'll ease you down   Leave your soul in the lost and found      'Cause she's a tease      She's got a suitcase, it's full of tears   Little bottles for volunteers   Got one for happy, got one for sad   Take a little sip and it will drive you mad      She'll bring you breakfast of alcohol   Milk and gravy at the bugle call   Across the floor, she'll make you crawl   'Til your heart's in your mouth   And your back's against the wall      'Cause she's a tease