Two years ago, a friend of mine   Asked me to say some MC rhymes   I said this rhyme I'm about to say   The rhyme was Def and it went this way   I took a test to become an MC   And Orange Krush became amazed over me   Took me inside of his Cadillac   The chaffeur drove off and we never came back   (???) cut the record down to the bone   And now they got me rockin on the microphone   Then takin' autographs, and here's the laugh   Champagne caviar, and bubble bath   But see,         CHORUS   That's the life that I lead    And you sucker MC's is who I please   Take that and move back catch a heart attack   Because there's nothin in the world, that I would ever lack         [Everlast]   Chillin' at a party in a b-boy stance   Rockin' on the mic, make the girls wanna dance   Fly like a Dove, that come from up above   Rockin on the mic, you can call me E-Love      [LOB]   We hit you with the one two three, three to two one   My name 80 M, you can't make 'em (???)   We do it in the place with the highs and the bass   Rockin to the rhythm, writing graph's on the trains   Go Uptown and come down to the ground   You sucker MC's, boy, you sad face clown   You five dollar boy and I'm a million dollar man   You's a sucker MC, and you're my fan      [Stoned Soul]   I got a big long Caddy and I lack a Seville   And written right on the side is 'Dressed to Kill'   So if you see me cruisin step aside   There ain't enough room you all in my ride   It's first comin', a first serve basis   Coolin out girl, take you to the def places   One of a kind and for your people's delight   You sucker MC's, you just ain't right   Because you're bitin all your life, you're cheatin on your wife   You're walkin 'ound town like a hoodlum with a knife   You're hangin on the ave, chillin with the crew   And everybody know what you've been through      CHORUS      [Everlast]   I'm dressed to kill, I love the style   I'm an MC you know who's versatile   Got good credit in your regards   Got my name not numbers on my credit cards   I go Uptown, I come back home   just me, myself and my microphone