There were nine there were seven there were three and then one   Listen up all you hobbits while my tale is spun   Nine kings ensnared, nine kings on the run   Shout "Fear! Fire! Foes!" cause the shit has begun      So tell me oathbreakers why have ye come   To fulfill the deeds that were not done   Black ships are sailing one by one   Yo, I'm Aragorn and my sword weighs a ton      Black Riders on call   looking for the one ring to rule them all   Black Riders on call   looking for the one ring to rule them all   Black Riders on call   looking for the one ring to rule them all   Fly fools fly or middle earth will fall   Black Riders on call      Frodo of the nine fingers straight from the fire   I'm the baddest motherfucker from the land called shire   When I step into the room MCs expire   Wanna battle me me you're an orc-faced liar      Hosts of mordor at the city gates   The horn of gondor reverberates   See smoke from the pyre of denethor   Tonight the shit goes down at pellenor      Seven stars and seven stones and one white tree   No witch-king of Angmar get the best of me   I stood up tall and stabbed him right in the knee   And then his fell beast fell on top of me      Well you say you don't know me but I think you do   I ain't Dernhelm so get a fucking clue   My name is Eowyn and I dress like a man   But I'll be slaying black riders like nobody can.      Black Riders on call   looking for the one ring to rule them all   Black Riders on call   looking for the one ring to rule them all   Black Riders on call   looking for the one ring to rule them all   Fly fools fly or middle earth will fall   Black Riders on call      Like Mount Caradhras I keep my cool   Make you look like a sucker you wack nazgul   So step off! step off!   All you nazgul bitches   Step off! step off!   All you Angmar Witches      I'm Aragorn and I'm back from the dead   They call it Dwimmorberg and it ain't club med   We ride for ruin and the world's ending   I'm the once and the motherfucking future king      Orcs all gathered in their masses   Legolas will kick their asses   In my pipe old Toby's burning   Sauron's war machine keeps turning   Oh lord yeah      Black Riders on call   looking for the one ring to rule them all   Black Riders on call   looking for the one ring to rule them all   Black Riders on call   looking for the one ring to rule them all   Fly fools fly or middle earth will fall   Black Riders on call