Everybody's good at cooking something   and I'm good at cooking crumble   In fact, I've got one in the oven   would you like some?      Not too tangy, not too sweet   it'll make your saliva glands weep   Not too juicy, not too dry   go on go on give it a try      CHORUS      A bit of custard, a bit of cream   it'll remind you of your best dream   Anything you want with it, anything you like   if you don't tell me soon   i'll be off on my bike!      CHORUS      But what's that, what are you saying?   What's that? I can't quite hear!   What's that? Please don't mumble      Just, just, just take a bit of my crumble!      CHORUS