At the Office Xmas Party I met my fate   Under the snowflakes hanging shared a cigarette   The xmas lights were blinking I felt so sure   The decorations over office furniture      But it's not cool to be with you   because we know they set the rules      Larry's in antlers and he always gets so drunk   We watched and laughed as his red nose went in the punch      But it's not cool to be with you   Although I really would like to      And the lights were shimmering, and the room was spinning   Are we going too far?   We're walking back to your car      At the Office Xmas Party I met my fate   Driving to work on Monday sad and running late      But it's not cool to be with you   I see you in the copy room   Yeah it's not cool to be with you   The office talk can be so cruel