You're the kind of girl everybody warned me about   You're the kind of person, that everybody's just staring at   But now you are a topless dancer   Working out of a bar on Times Spuare   And everybody wishes you were back down in some corner   Only Baby know      You make me go ooohhh baby ooohhh baby ooohhh baby   Ooohhh, ooohhh, ooohhh   Ooohhh baby, ooohhh baby ooohhh baby   Ooohhh, ooohhh, ooohhh      Your old man was the best P and E man down on the streets   And all the guy in the precinct   Always was watching for him on the beat   But when he ripped off Seymour   He was really not a doing so fine   And everything is knots   Well except his hands and legs   And maybe even mime, you see   They just make them strip off      They say ooohhh baby, ooohhh ...      It's very funny asking me   Why they keep the lights on down so low   Well, yesterday's chase's today's competition   Or didn't you know   And the all fluorescent lighting   Make so your wrinkles, they don't show   And it's very funny   The way that 20 bucks an hour cannot go   If you don't make 'em go      Now, now, now, ooohhh baby, ooohhh ...      Everybody wondered 'bout you when you was seen in   Drinking some beer   You got here from Ohio and your mother said   You hooked her in the real near   That's the way it goes now      Ooohh baby, ooohhh ...